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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee · Jan 19, 2026
Don Lemon Immediately Bursts Into Flames Upon Entering Church buff.ly/lmbo43g
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
Seems to be everywhere
Tyler Oliveira@tyleraloevera· Jan 19, 2026Can I Enroll My Baby in a Somali-Owned Daycare?
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Ryan Long
@ryanlongcomedy · Jan 19, 2026
Elon Musk@elonmusk· Jan 19, 2026@Ryanair I really want to put a Ryan in charge of Ryan Air. It is your destiny.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
Perfect 👌
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
Anti-ICE protestors protecting convicted child molesters is pure evil
Wilfred Reilly@wil_da_beast630· Jan 19, 2026I was going to jokingly say that this guy was probably either a child molester or aware his room-mates were, but decided not to because that would be stupid and cruel.
Unbelievably, exactly that TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE - per not ICE but all of DHS (below) and a records search.
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Alexis Ohanian 🗽
@alexisohanian · Jan 19, 2026
NGL this timeline does get really entertaining at times
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
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Olayemi 𝕏
@digitalaom · Jan 19, 2026
But make sure you don't sack/dismiss their social media team
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
Their social media team is great. They’re all getting bonuses and, of course, free Starlink.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
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vittorio
@IterIntellectus · Jan 19, 2026
oh cool
the soviets at least waited until kids could read before the political programming started
ms. rachel’s audience is 0-3. fucking TODDLERS
we’re speedrunning it now
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor· Jan 18, 2026The good news? We’re winning universal childcare faster than anyone expected. The bad news? Ms. Rachel and I have to find some new song inspiration…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
Ms Rachel has hide-the-pain Harold eyes 😬
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William Shatner
@WilliamShatner · Jan 19, 2026
Did you miss me?🥺
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
Yes
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Nick Sortor
@nicksortor · Jan 19, 2026
🚨 JUST IN: Don Lemon just doubled down and TRASHED the congregation he attempted to incite a riot against
“They’re entitled, white supremacists!”
This guy is a complete scumbag. I can’t WAIT to see him indicted for this.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
Crime is crime. He committed crime, so he should pay the price.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
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Polymarket
@Polymarket · Jan 19, 2026
BREAKING: DOJ to charge Don Lemon under the KKK Act for allegedly inciting church raid.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
The most entertaining outcome, especially if ironic, is the most likely
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Alex
@notcomplex_ · Jan 19, 2026
It's remarkable how persistent immigrant crime is in Denmark:
1. Rates by nation of origin are tightly correlated across generations.
2. Descendants of immigrants generally commit more crimes than their parents.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
Wow
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
Yup
Christian Heiens 🏛@ChristianHeiens· Jan 19, 2026Democrats take absolute power in Virginia and the first thing they do is introduce the “Legalize Crime”, “Steal All Future Elections”, and “Duplicate Somali Daycare Fraud” Acts.
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Quality Learing Center
@QualityLearing_ · Jan 19, 2026
We are always open but also always closed.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
Schrödinger’s Learing
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Quality Learing Center
@QualityLearing_ · Jan 19, 2026
We are always open but also always closed.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
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Jeffrey Weichsel
@jeffreyweichsel · Jan 19, 2026
Who are the 17%?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
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Nick Sortor
@nicksortor · Jan 19, 2026
🚨 BREAKING: A group of liberal white women (mostly) have taken over a Target in St. Paul DEMANDING Target stop letting ICE and Border Patrol agents use their bathrooms
I kid you not.
We live in freaking clown world 🤡🤣
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
Mentally ill
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
It is pure evil for people to stop the arrest of child predators
Homeland Security@DHSgov· Jan 19, 2026@JillFilipovic Yesterday in St. Paul, ICE conducted a targeted operation of 2 convicted sex offenders. One of the criminal targets had convictions for sex with a minor and sexual assault. The other target had convictions for sex assault with penetration in the first degree, domestic violence,
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Jan 19, 2026
The left has always been the party of violence
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol· Jan 19, 2026I have to say something.
This family is living in the nightmare all of us who speak out against the Left’s insanity, fear.
My family got swatted.
We can no longer get delivery orders at our home because the Left harassed us for weeks with midnight, 2AM, 4AM pay-at-door
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