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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee · Apr 14, 2023
Parents Just Relieved Teen Who Came Home Drunk Wasn't Drinking Bud Light buff.ly/3MPhGh3
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
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Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg · Apr 14, 2023
BREAKING: Tucker Carlson declares the United States is at direct war with Russia according to the recently leaked Pentagon documents.
“As we speak, American soldiers are fighting Russian soldiers... This is a hot war between the two primary nuclear superpowers on Earth… This is
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
The American public certainly needs to understand and our elected representatives must consent to our involvement
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Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷
@farzyness · Apr 14, 2023
Real possibility Tesla is the only publicly traded mass market automaker that’ll be cash flow positive by 2026. $TSLA
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
True
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Trung Phan
@TrungTPhan · Apr 14, 2023
My Subscribe button is live!
Going to experiment on that feed with:
• Absurd break downs of viral tweets
• Behind-the-scenes of my writing
• Occasional AMAs
If we get to 38 subs today, can finally prove to my Asian parents that I don’t need to be a doctor or lawyer.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
You content is great. How many subscribers do you have?
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Andreas Köpf
@neurosp1ke · Apr 14, 2023
The biggest joke by OpenAI after training on the whole Internet including github while ignoring ALL licenses, copyrights etc...
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
Hypocrisy
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Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav · Apr 14, 2023
Yeah ... it's for work and to protect the USA 🔥
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
Tough job
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Hakeem Jeffries
@RepJeffries · Apr 14, 2023
What have Extreme MAGA Republicans done for the American people during their first 100 days in the majority?
Nada.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
Legislators doing nada is often way better than the alternative
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
Replying to @LibertyCappy
Plastic straws are fine
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Graphite Czech 🇨🇿🇩🇪🇺🇸
@CzechArtGirl · Apr 14, 2023
Gravitatis evadere..
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
Wow
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The Redheaded libertarian
@TRHLofficial · Apr 14, 2023
Me: *composes the perfect tweet*
Tweet: *gets 100 likes*
Also me: *bangs out tweet with a typo*
Tweet: *gets millions of impressions, 30,000 likes, Elon response, Elon followback, picked up by the Daily Wire, and thousands of new followers*
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
Haha
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
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Jon Erlichman
@JonErlichman · Apr 13, 2023
In 1997, Apple lost $1 billion.
Today, it makes $1 billion every 3 days:
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
Leadership can make all the difference in the world
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Massimo
@Rainmaker1973 · Apr 14, 2023
A CPU's heat spreader is made of a very conductive material such as copper, aluminum, or even diamond. You can check this by putting some ice over it, even at room temperature
[read more: buff.ly/2WWRnNN]
[source: buff.ly/3xCW2RW]
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
Amazing that carbon in diamond form is ~5 times better at conducting heat than the best metal (silver)
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The Redheaded libertarian
@TRHLofficial · Apr 13, 2023
Governor DeSantis: you can’t sex change for your child in Florida.
MSNBC:
MS NOW@MSNOWNews· Apr 12, 2023Ron DeSantis' desperation for power is destroying an entire state.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
Any parent or doctor who sterilizes a child before they are a consenting adult should go to prison for life
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Tesla Owners Silicon Valley
@teslaownersSV · Apr 14, 2023
If lucid and rivian don’t change things as soon as possible they will go bankrupt. Getting volume production and profitability is insane to make happen. That’s why what Tesla did is 🤯🤯🤯 @elonmusk
Elon Musk@elonmusk· Apr 14, 2023@FonsDK @wholemars @jasondebolt @SawyerMerritt @teslaownersSV @forwardcap @farzyness @garyblack00 Reaching volume production & achieving positive cash flow is insanely hard
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
Unfortunate, but true
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Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷
@farzyness · Apr 14, 2023
Hey @elonmusk big differentiator for video content on Twitter would be the ability to add a poll alongside the video that folks can interact with after the video is done. Would facilitate really good feedback mechanism and/or in depth discussion in replies.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
Just run a poll after you post a movie
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge · Apr 13, 2023
X - The Everything App
💬🐦📱🤳✍️📰📺🎶🐶💰🏦🔜
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
Yup
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Marcus 🦞
@atla_ · Apr 14, 2023
Are there subscribers only Spaces, is that possible? (not a bad idea)
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
Yes
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stevenmarkryan
@stevenmarkryan · Apr 14, 2023
Best guess:
What % of twitter profiles with a woman in the profile picture are actually a woman?
(not even the same woman, just *a* woman).
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
What’s a woman?
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Dale Stark
@DaleStarkA10 · Apr 13, 2023
Yes, I am indoctrinating my children with my values, just as every human society has done up until about 5 minutes ago.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · Apr 14, 2023
Far better than being indoctrinated by the state!
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