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@amuse
@amuse · May 28, 2025
IRONY: NPR is suing Trump, claiming that defunding the network undermines the First Amendment, a curious stance, given that NPR’s own CEO has described the First Amendment as “the number one challenge” to censoring information. Irony alert, indeed.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 29, 2025
Ironic
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Seth Dillon
@SethDillon · May 28, 2025
Not the Bee exists because of headlines like this.
Not the Bee@Not_the_Bee· May 28, 2025Harvard professor fired for being dishonest in study about dishonesty
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 29, 2025
The difference between a Bee article and a Not the Bee article is about 6 months
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Autism Capital 🧩
@AutismCapital · May 29, 2025
🚨NEW: Trump says that the NYT will have to give back their Pulitzer Price they received for their false reporting on the Russiagate hoax
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 29, 2025
NYT must return their fake prize
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i like teslas
@iliketeslas · May 28, 2025
its funny we have investors demanding Elon work a certain amount of hours per week when we haven't even PAID HIM TO DO SO since 2018. You got to have some nerve
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 29, 2025
Indeed (sigh)
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Autism Capital 🧩
@AutismCapital · May 29, 2025
🚨NEW: Apple plans to skip iOS 19 and jump straight to (wait for it) iOS 26. Not a joke. 😂
All the OSs are going to identify by year now instead of version number.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 29, 2025
What happens in the year 2100?
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 29, 2025
There is no change to tax incentives for oil & gas, just EV/solar
Gail Alfar@gailalfaratx· May 29, 2025@teslaenergy Are Oil/fossil fuel credits ending? It appears they are not. So slashing solar energy credits is unjust. But what’s more unjust is the damage that is done to people’s lives during storms and blackouts, because ultimately you can’t replace a human life.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 29, 2025
Jargon
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David
@DavidSHolz · May 29, 2025
omg it wasn't my mom it was @HiFromMichaelV haha
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 29, 2025
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 29, 2025
The singularity already happened, just ask the monkeys 🙈🙉🙊
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 29, 2025
Credit to David’s Mom
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ALX 🇺🇸
@alx · May 29, 2025
Just ask the Kangaroo holding a boarding pass**
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 29, 2025
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 29, 2025
The singularity already happened, just ask the monkeys 🙈🙉🙊
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 29, 2025
As my scheduled time as a Special Government Employee comes to an end, I would like to thank President @realDonaldTrump for the opportunity to reduce wasteful spending.
The @DOGE mission will only strengthen over time as it becomes a way of life throughout the government.
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Autism Capital 🧩
@AutismCapital · May 28, 2025
Art installations that go hard
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 28, 2025
Hard
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Pavel Durov
@durov · May 28, 2025
🔥 This summer, Telegram users will gain access to the best AI technology on the market. @elonmusk and I have agreed to a 1-year partnership to bring xAI’s @grok to our billion+ users and integrate it across all Telegram apps 🤝
💪 This also strengthens Telegram’s financial
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 28, 2025
No deal has been signed
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 28, 2025
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee · May 28, 2025
The Babylon Bee Would Like To Announce We Are Joining NPR In Suing The Government For Not Giving Us Millions Of Dollars buff.ly/OzwWxla
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 28, 2025
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Brett Winton
@wintonARK · May 28, 2025
do I look down on people who pay more for a car that isn't a Tesla?
Yes.
Yes, I do.
I see a new 760i with its clownishly oversized, overcompensating, MOAR combustion front end (MSRP $123,575) and I say:
that is a car that was purchased by an idiot, and is driven by an idiot.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 28, 2025
This is like wearing a plastic mustache
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David
@DavidSHolz · May 2, 2025
honestly the latest midjourney omni-reference launch has been really fun to work on. if a journalist ever asks me for a profile picture again im not sure what im gonna give them anymore
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 28, 2025
Cool
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Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerritt · May 28, 2025
NEWS: China regulator have summoned automakers, including BYD, to discuss increasing sales of "used cars" that were never driven.
A phenomenon called "secondhand cars with zero mileage" had emerged in the Chinese market as a result of the industry's years-long price war. The
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 28, 2025
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@elonmusk · May 28, 2025
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