Posts
Tim Urban
@waitbutwhy · May 11, 2023
Pretty analogous to a hot girl's experience in a bar
HOW THINGS WORK@HowThingsWork_· Feb 7, 2023IVF treatment showing 50,000 sperm searching for an egg! 👶🏼 Video credit: 🎥everlinkfertilitycentre
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 12, 2023
🤣
154
72
1.6K
390.5K
John Kraus
@johnkrausphotos · May 12, 2023
Please do let us know if this behavior is resolved!
John Kraus@johnkrausphotos· May 10, 2023@chuckcook @elonmusk @wholemars I hope 11.4 resolves the “right turn in 0.4 miles, let’s get into the left lane” issues. Seeing it so much on my end.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 12, 2023
Should be much better
71
62
1.4K
88.5K
Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg · May 12, 2023
JUST IN: Anderson Cooper gives wild opening monologue, telling his audience he understands if they never watch CNN ever again.
“You have every right to be outraged today and angry and never watch this network again. But do you think staying in your silo and only listening to
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 12, 2023
I only ever see cnn on this platform so 🤷♂️
1.5K
1.6K
35.1K
1.7M
Wall Street Mav
@WallStreetMav · May 12, 2023
An article published by The New York Times dated December 8th, 1903
9 days later the Wright Brothers had their first flight.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 12, 2023
Close tho
465
270
7.5K
707.1K
Peter H. Diamandis, MD
@PeterDiamandis · May 11, 2023
Right now, more folks have access to a cell phone than a toilet. Ancient Romans had better quality than half of the people alive today. I am constantly reminded of the speed at which we must move to reverse some of our grand challenges.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 12, 2023
Good point
151
77
1.8K
309.7K
Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷
@farzyness · May 12, 2023
So @elonmusk does the T in CTO of Twitter stand for Technology or Trolling?
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 12, 2023
👀
467
142
4K
703K
Ed Krassenstein
@EdKrassen · May 11, 2023
On another outdated service called xfinity.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 11, 2023
🤣
69
31
867
77.6K
Michael Shellenberger
@shellenberger · May 11, 2023
A reporter tried to debunk the horror stories about San Francisco, but couldn’t because they’re true. “Some of the street addicts were rotting, literally: their decomposing flesh attracting flies.”
curbed.com/2023/05/san-fr…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 11, 2023
Yup
404
604
8.6K
580.8K
Amjad Masad
@amasad · May 11, 2023
we’re approaching levels of back previously thought impossible
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 11, 2023
😂
181
54
2.3K
376.5K
Ian Miles Cheong
@ianmiles · May 11, 2023
So far it only lets you do 1-on-1 chats, but it would be cool if you could encrypt entire group chats, @elonmusk.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 11, 2023
Coming
202
108
1.8K
128.6K
Gail Alfar
@gailalfaratx · May 11, 2023
If anyone thinks that Elon Musk has a team that does his tweets for him, I’m here to say I can assure you that he does not 😻
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 11, 2023
😜
422
124
3K
545.7K
Ed Krassenstein
@EdKrassen · May 11, 2023
BREAKING: Trump's CNN Town Hall averaged just 3.1 million total viewers, according to Brian Stelter.
My tweet last night showing Kaitlan Collins asking Trump about his classified documents had over 3.2 million impressions alone.
Is alternative media taking over traditional
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 11, 2023
Where does one even find cnn?
2.2K
790
15.6K
1.5M
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 11, 2023
Replying to @BillyM2k
🤣
183
153
3.8K
164.2K
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 11, 2023
Excited to announce that I’ve hired a new CEO for X/Twitter. She will be starting in ~6 weeks!
My role will transition to being exec chair & CTO, overseeing product, software & sysops.
29.4K
28.4K
348.2K
120.6M
Drive Tesla 🇨🇦
@DriveTeslaca · May 11, 2023
US Transportation Secretary @PeteButtigieg says Tesla shouldn't call it Autopilot because the software requires driver attention driveteslacanada.ca/news/us-transp…
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 11, 2023
984
558
12.1K
3.3M
Smoke-away
@SmokeAwayyy · May 11, 2023
Starlink
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 11, 2023
It would actually work if worn as a hat!
933
270
7.1K
1.2M
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 11, 2023
Super easy to use Starlink out of the box, no professional installer needed!
Starlink@Starlink· May 11, 2023Starlink setup instructions:
- Plug it in
- Point at sky
These instructions work in either order. No training required.
4.4K
4.3K
40.1K
12.6M
TIME
@TIME · May 11, 2023
J. Robert Oppenheimer's grandson: "We must get over our cognitive and political bias: Nuclear energy is necessary and safe, and not the same as nuclear weapons" ti.me/41qw7f6
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 11, 2023
The world should increase use of nuclear power!
4.8K
7.9K
86.1K
3.7M
Smoke-away
@SmokeAwayyy · May 11, 2023
Rumor has it Google DeepMind is building a small town in New Mexico to house their top researchers for The Gemini Project.
None of them can leave until they develop AGI.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 11, 2023
🤯
323
139
2.5K
615.5K
Not Jerome Powell
@alifarhat79 · May 11, 2023
I just need them to add this to my name 🖨️
Elon Musk
@elonmusk · May 11, 2023
😂
119
54
1.3K
117.5K